by Matt Frick
I suffer from one of the more visible ailments of the Florida tourist. While this particular malady can afflict anyone, regardless of age, race, or sex, a recent non-scientific study at [insert name of beach here] determined those most susceptible were white males over the age of 40.
While I am a match for three of the four descriptors of this largest group, I am no longer a tourist, having established Florida residency over a year ago.
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